Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
