I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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