he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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