mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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