You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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