I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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