I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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