kristin has been a bad kristin
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize
