I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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