I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Randomize
