Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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