I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
