You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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