new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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