At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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