There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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