That's intense
you mean i was at the winter classic?
she peed on how many people?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
