oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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