are you still at the devil's house?
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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