You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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