Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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