3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I think I sprained my soul last night
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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