the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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