I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
areolas are like halos for boobs.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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