if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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