Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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