Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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