Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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