Jerry, you need to find god
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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