Do vagina's smell?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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