Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
why do cheetos always look like penises
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Randomize
