Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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