the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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