Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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