I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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