The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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