What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
So apparently I’m into choking now
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