dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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