All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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