I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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