can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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