yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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