Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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