I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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