for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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