There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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