Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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