Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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