Got a toothbrush?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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