the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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