About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
It's just like the Real World with babies
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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